Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Ants Go Marching On...

Ants, Ants, ANTS!!!

We can't seem to get rid of them. I have used several ant killers and nothing is stopping these guys for the summer. They are going to come and invade whether I like it or not. When I walk Merrick in our complex, I see their lil trails EVERYWHERE! It's official, I hate the little guys.

Did you guys know that I got an ant in my ear once. I wake up one morning needing to run out the door real fast. I am kinda groggy and just waking up when I reach for my zip-up hoodie on the floor, that not to my knowing had ants on it. I put it on and quickly did I feel a tickle on/in my ear like somethings crawling on me. I tried to scratch it out but it was too late. An ant went marching in my ear. Next thing I know the little squirt was walking off and on my eardrum making a ridiculously loud and noisy sound in my ear. I started to panick! I didn't know what to do. I was afraid he would get in my brain, do who knows what, die in my head, and I would end up with an infection.
So 5 minutes later, after Mr. Ant came walking in to my life.. I mean head... I'm in my car at a stop light and I feel a tickle on my ear again. I looked in the mirror to see a black speck. I picked it off my ear to find Mr. Ant slow moving with crinkled antennas. I kinda felt bad.

A-hilt


3 comments:

  1. good one phil. That ant for sure was going to lay eggs in your brain.

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  2. No suggestions for the ants...but I'm having a mice problem here in Opa Locka. I hate waking up hearing a mass chewing on stuff in the wall.

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  3. I'm pretty sure that would only happen to you, Hools. : )

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